The Outlived Warranty Tee

Growing older is inevitable, but growing up? Completely optional. Designed via custom request for the ones who refuse to slow down, this piece pairs the wild, loud, and chaotic energy of everyone's favorite Muppet drummer, Animal, with the ultimate response to aging: "I don't call it getting old. I call it outliving the warranty." It’s the perfect blend of classic nostalgia and pure, unapologetic attitude—built for the rebels who are still making noise, breaking boundaries, and running at full throttle no matter how many miles are on the odometer.

Whether you're repping your own mileage or gifting it to a legend who has officially outlived their factory settings, this shirt makes a loud graphic statement. Made from premium, boutique-grade cotton, it delivers a soft, lightweight, and tailored street fit that's engineered to stay fresh while you keep raising hell.

About the tee:

• 4.2 oz.
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
• Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
• For heather colors please see style 3001CVC
• Retail fit
• Unisex sizing
• Slim fitted style
• Coverstitched collar and sleeves
• Shoulder taping
• Sideseamed
• Tear away label
• Pre-shrunk